Heisenberg was driving his new Mercedes when he was pulled over by a police officer. “Do you know how fast you were going?” asked the officer.

"No, but I know exactly where I am," replied Heisenberg.

"You little smartass," said the officer, beating the snot out of Heisenberg with the butt of his Luger.

"How long will this beating last?" asked Heisenberg.

"I don’t know, but I know exactly how much energy I’m expending," said the officer.

(Source: hipstersci)

cupcakesoftheday:

chemistry cupcakes! :)
made by particlesoup

cupcakesoftheday:

chemistry cupcakes! :)

made by particlesoup

amoteofdust:

So, I printed a bunch of these for Pi Day last year (I’ve already told you, people of the internet, what a dork I am). I gave them out to anyone who understood it. Anyone who said, “like pie?” didn’t get one.

amoteofdust:

So, I printed a bunch of these for Pi Day last year (I’ve already told you, people of the internet, what a dork I am). I gave them out to anyone who understood it. Anyone who said, “like pie?” didn’t get one.

(Source: amanda-ink)

You know it’s time to go to bed when you pull out the Latin-Chemistry puns.


"H+ concentration of 10^-923? It’s TARQUINIUS SUPERBASE! Last king of Arrhenius’ kingdom!"

Drop it like it’s hot. Because capsaicin is really, really hot.

Drop it like it’s hot. Because capsaicin is really, really hot.

Oh baby, you make my world spin right round right round…
Because you revitalized Aristarchus’s heliocentric model in which the earth revolved and rotated around the sun.

Oh baby, you make my world spin right round right round…

Because you revitalized Aristarchus’s heliocentric model in which the earth revolved and rotated around the sun.

Sorry, Elizabeth Barrett Browning. Avogadro counted the ways.

Sorry, Elizabeth Barrett Browning. Avogadro counted the ways.